FuckBar

Ran across this on the site and read the reviews. Was skeptical at first but figured it would work better than an upturned mixing bowel or something else. Holy hell I am glad I did. It is amazing when paired with the holding device that’s sold separately for some reason. It came in three pieces and was easy to assemble. I was off to the races and was riding a substantial bad dragon in 10 minutes. The “stable” position (where it is convex) is an awesome way to start and I could get the perfect height and grind. Then I flipped it over to the “seesaw” position and could just destroy my hole. I used that bitch for two and a half hours strait and my legs were jelly after. Definitely got that happy fucked out look on my face. Hole is still humming. I will say the seesaw can flop over on a smooth surface like a synthetic rug, so I would recommend a workout mat or something. But otherwise perfect. Still need to try it leaning against a wall though. Cleaning was easy and it is in my closet ready to save a horse at a moments notice. I’m looking forward to getting it involved in play with a sub bud or another guy.

TL:DR If you want to destroy your P spot when you are on your own and want to be comfortable doing it, this is for you. Will not regret it.

I spotted this item and thought that it might be fun to try out. Until about ten years ago, I’ve had an active sex life after coming out at the age of 39, but after a slew of fuckbuddies and one-night stands I looked forward to settling down with a boyfriend, and I did. I’m multi-orgasmic and top-verse, he was a total top, into leather, and had a very high libido; so he would fuck me at least once a day, giving me anywhere from eight to thirteen full body orgasms before I would allow myself to cum. I’m not trying to brag here; I’m just trying to explain how much I enjoy a great ass pounding.

The FuckBar arrived today, along with a six-inch, black dildo that I ordered. I was concerned that the dildo would not stay in place just by the suction cup, but there was no problem there, and OMFG!, I had four full body orgasms on the first ride, which is fantastic, since I’ve not been sexually active since my boyfriend and I broke up over a decade ago.

I’m 61 years old now, with a bad back, so reaching around to work a dildo has been difficult, if not impossible. Using a dildo against a shower wall is never the perfect angle and it always slips away. The FuckBar is the perfect answer to those problems.

I’m not one to write a review, but I can’t recommend the FuckBar enough.

DO NOT HESITATE TO BUY THIS ITEM!!! IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY!!

I had been eyeballing the Fuckbar for some time now & it wasn't until recently that I took the plunge and purchased it. I'd cached up points that I'd been holding on to til something caught my eye & made my hole twitch. When I saw the Fuckbar, I knew it was time. Assembly was quite easy thanks to the provided hex wrench; within minutes, it was ready to ride. I slapped on a suctioned dildo & gave it a go & holy shit! The versatility of it allows for all sorts of positions like riding, standing & getting it from behind without having to awkwardly push against a wall. The biggest fucking thing I love about the Fuckbar is the ability to use the cradle's curve to drive whatever fucktoy into my hole independently, like I'm taking it for real. The bar allows me to disconnect from the toy allowing for more focus on the pleasure of being pounded. It's way better than manually toying my hole. I'd say this is a solid investment if you're looking for something to enhance your play, either solo or not. It's solidly built & easy to clean. The only ding I have is that it came with a 1/2" chip which I messaged MSL about, they got back with a recommendation for repairing the chip & assured me that the bar's material is sturdy. I'm gonna repair the chip but, in the meantime, I'm gonna ride this fucking thing as much as my hole desires which is pretty much gonna be all the time!

Hi there

Fuck, I fucking love the fuck I get from my fucking fuck bar!! Mmmmm.

My only challenge is I'm not as fit as I once was (pushing towards 60 -- you young bucks enjoy your stud strength while you have it) so I'm considering buying some sort of gym room type push up bars for the floor to put my hands on to help ride up and down. And / or a swing type attachment to stud into my ceiling and attach pull up grips grab as and pull as I ride. I live in very small apartment with not a lot of room to spread out during my extended wank sessions.

This however is more my problem to figure out than critique of your excellent fucking product. Hehe. You have very good pervert designers.

Good show boys!
Allan

DL masculine bottom and appreciate that the FuckBar is inconspicuous and won’t draw unnecessary attention if a buddy should spot it sitting around. It’s well finished and made from quality, high grade materials.

If you’re like me and need to ride or take it hard from behind, then you probably know the challenges and frustrations of getting a consistent suction grip, proper angle and a satisfying fuck with your toy stuck on a flat surface. Unlike backing your butt up to a wall, the arc of the FuckBar allows you to straddle it closely and get in deep. You can easily fuck your favorite toy(s), thrusting and grinding to directly hit those spots — delivering a long rough “skilled top style fuck”, driving it home and getting the job done right. A few of my few favorite and trusty go-to “boyfriend” dildos have even delivered some surprises using this. Finding that I’m needing to be on this daily and with some new additions on the way (Axel, Cody, Mel & Leo), looking forward to many mind blowing, hands free, nut cracking finales and twitching ass-gasms that my hungry butt aches for. As others have said, you might think twice about the price, as I did. NO regrets other than wishing I had bought one sooner to get through the COVID lockdowns. Thanks to the reviewer who suggested the additional velcro straps — an extra measure to keep things securely in place for an uninterrupted ride.

This is one of the best sex devices I’ve ever purchased, and I have a large collection of toys and a fuck machine. It’s so simple, yet so versatile and effective, and makes dildos and butt plugs much more fun and easy to “accommodate”.

I can honestly say I was reluctant to purchase this given the price point, but my hole can say it’s never been the same since I got the fuckbar! Very well designed and easy to use. I have suction cup toys and works very well. Only flaw I have found is sometimes the handles will loosen with extended use which is annoying, but overall the ride of your life and still cheaper than a fuck machine! Wish the dildo harness came with it already to avoid a separate purchase given the price point. Those are the only 2 reasons it’s not a 5 star!

Not one to review, but impelled to in this case. Best thing since the discovery of the trampoline as a child. Am an old guy and not too shabby shape and still love getting a really good ass pounding -- and boy does this deliver. Not demonstrated as well as it could be in the video. Just got it today. Tried all the positions. A fuckfest for this one. My favorite is placing it upward curve with a big dildo exactly in center, climbing on board, grabbing the front handles and riding the fuckbar in a seesaw to nirvana. Addictive.

I bought this for self love reasons but also host a monthly sex party at home and thought this might make a fun addition to the furniture. Wasn't disappointed. Bottoms came in, looked at the bar leaning up against the wall with a dildo attached and said "What is that?" When I explained the immediately jumped on and took it for a ride. The height is perfect for standing and gently squatting over it. It's also great arching either up or down while on the floor. Either way, great accessory and pairs well with the dildos and dicks you can buy at Mr. S.

Been single most of my life, and finding a good fuck buddy or one-nighter top is rare. Took a shot and bought the FuckBar and dildo harness. It's perfect. Sturdy, versatile, always ready to go, and goes as long as *I* want to go. Easy to clean, simple to store, and it's perfect until I find the next talented top who knows how to work my hole. Hell, now I can even call another bottom buddy over and we can play together with two dildos. Get it-- you won't regret it.

Broke up with ex of 8 years. hard transition from regular release to drought. Hugh libido meaning I usually get off 3-6x a day. Always eager to get off work and give my sphincter the rapid slamming it deserves. Holds any dildo with the separate adapter. I have a ton of dildos and haven’t found any that couldn’t be mounted to the fuckbar. Best purchase I have ever made! Word of note if you have a larger dildo over 10” with a suction cup or balls and are using the mount. I recommend buying a roll of velcro .75” I additionally secure the balls with a loop of Velcro to the fuckbar as well. I slam myself pretty fast and deep, this ensures the dildo won’t flip out of place. Non conspicuous design that looks like workout equipment. A fuck machine on the DL. Stores and cleans easily. If you are single and are left unsatisfied with those meaningless 1night stands, buy yourself the tool to readily fix the ache. Trust me, You won’t regret it! Happy travels!

Purchased this with a Mr. Hankey's Firehose dildo,
After Christening both together, all I can say is....Holy Shit bat crappers, my cunt just had a spiritual experience.
Beautifully machined, sturdy, incredibly well made, discreet.
don't hesitate is all I can say.

Without a doubt, the greatest invention for bottoms since the dildo itself.

Can't wait to be home alone !
no need anymore to meet a Man to fuck me !
I can't stop ridding it !

As stated by previous users
Get the hardest
Can't wait for me wife to leave me home alone to get on my knees with my Fuckbar. !!!
Ass satisfaction !!!

I've used it..I've used it on/with boys..n I've watched boys use it. everyone walks away really really happy. this is a must have for any butt pirate. I use the velcro harness with the toys..id recommend ordering two of them : ))) I found that having some bondage tape handy helps keep things in place. I hung it on the wall like a piece of art with the recon rim seat sitting right under it.

This is an amazing toy! It works better than advertised. When it is in the rocking position you can get it to rock on it's own due to the weight of the handle and bobbing up and down on it making for a hands free fuck so you can stroke yourself. just make sure to use a long dildo to keep it in. short ones tend to slip out if the bar is moved to far. short ones work well when it is leaned against a wall or sitting upright on the floor. I have used it in every position possible and all are amazing. I use it with a yoga mat to save the knees. I highly recommend this product. well worth the price!